Those Silly Terrorists

Now here's a bit of news I'll bet you hadn't heard on your local TV or radio station. Today in Tikrit, Iraq, 1 terrorist was killed and another injured while trying to place an IED. But, for an interesting twist, we actually tried to save the lives of those who were intent on killing our soldiers. I didn't know imperialists did that (?????) Hey, whaddaya know, we're not so evil afterall.